Cow jokes are delightfully hilarious, silly, LOL-worthy, and occasionally groan-worthy.
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What is the difference between a werewolf and cow?
…one howls at the moon, and one jumps over the mooooo-n!
Why did the cow need a tissue?
…for its moo-cus!
Why do cows believe everything you say?
…because they’re so gulli-bull!
What do you call a cow with a telescope?
…a star grazer!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
…because they lack toes!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a cow?
What is a cow’s favorite painting?
…the Moo-na Lisa!