Cow Jokes

Cow jokes are delightfully hilarious, silly, LOL-worthy, and occasionally groan-worthy.

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What is the difference between a werewolf and cow?

…one howls at the moon, and one jumps over the mooooo-n!

Why did the cow need a tissue?

…for its moo-cus!

Why do cows believe everything you say?

…because they’re so gulli-bull!

What do you call a cow with a telescope?

…a star grazer!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

…because they lack toes!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cow?

…hound beef!

What is a cow’s favorite painting?

…the Moo-na Lisa!

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