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We love staying in touch the old-fashioned way. Drop your mailing address below, and we'll send you a seasonal dose of holiday cheer and dad jokes throughout the year: real cards, in a real mailbox, no strings attached. It's just our way of spreading a little joy and a few groans. That's it. Thanks for letting us brighten your mailbox. Related Malloy resources Dad Jokes Dad Advice

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Dad Advice

Dad Advice

Pro Tips From Experienced Dads Let's begin with a few pieces of advice from my dad, Tom Malloy: "This too shall pass." "It's a temporary inconvenience." "The baby isn't crying at you, it's nothing personal." "She's not yelling at you, she's yelling at the (imaginary) guy behind you." (learned in the army) "You're right about that." (ends almost every argument) The Crowdsourced Dad Advice Doc When my wife was six months pregnant, I emailed 50 of my closest friends who are dads to ask for their advice on five pressing topics. I edited and anonymized their answers into this free

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Dad Jokes

Because our dad-abase of dad jokes keeps growing, we started a hilarious Daily Dad Joke Email newsletter… The flashcards below have 100 of our of our favorites! Tap the card below for the punchline and hit the shuffle button in the bottom right to mix them up…

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Dad Advice

Dad Advice

Pro Tips From Experienced Dads Let's begin with a few pieces of advice from my dad, Tom Malloy: "This too shall pass." "It's a temporary inconvenience." "The baby isn't crying

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Dad Jokes

Because our dad-abase of dad jokes keeps growing, we started a hilarious Daily Dad Joke Email newsletter… The flashcards below have 100 of our of our favorites! Tap the card

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