Dad Jokes

Pro Tips from Experienced Dads Let’s begin with a few pieces of advice from my dad, Tom Malloy: “This too shall pass.” “It’s a temporary inconvenience.” “The baby isn’t crying at you, it’s nothing personal.” “She’s not yelling at you, she’s yelling at the (imaginary) guy behind you.” (learned from being in the army) “You’re right about that.” (ends almost every argument) Dad Advice When my wife was 6 months pregnant, I emailed 50 of my closest friends who are dads to ask for their advice on 5 pressing topics. I edited and anonymized their advice to share this Dad

Cow jokes are delightfully hilarious, silly, LOL-worthy, and occasionally groan-worthy. Do you want to hear more jokes? Subscribe to the quarterly Malloy’s Musings newsletter! What is the difference between a werewolf and cow? …one howls at the moon, and one jumps over the mooooo-n! Why did the cow need a tissue? …for its moo-cus! Why do cows believe everything you say? …because they’re so gulli-bull! What do you call a cow with a telescope? …a star grazer! Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? …because they lack toes! What do you get when you cross a dog and a

Dad jokes are delightfully hilarious, silly, LOL-worthy, and occasionally groan-worthy. Do you want to hear more dad jokes? Subscribe to the quarterly Malloy’s Musings newsletter! What happened to the noodle that went down the drain? …it pasta way. Why was the clock bored? …it had too much time on its hands. How did the celery get rich? …it invested in the stalk market. Follow @mattsurelee on Instagram for hilarious Venn diagrams and charts How do alligators give people a call? …they croco-dial the phone! How do alligators call an amoeba? …on a cell phone! How did the alligator remodel its